Little Miller-isms

It's no secret that I love the TV show House.  If you have ever explored the website for the TV show, they have compiled a list of House-isms, that is, quotes/sayings that reflect the sarcastic, witty, in-your-face nature of Dr. House.  My son said several sweet/funny things tonight so I thought for this blog post I would compile a list of Miller-isms courtesy of my 3 year old son.

1.  I asked my son this afternoon, since he was still asleep when I left for work this morning, "What time did you get up today?".  He said, "Ummm... 80 o'clock." 

2.  We have been going down to the park to watch the girls varsity softball team play when they have home games.  My son has grown up around the softball girls and seems to feel pretty comfortable around them.  He started talking about some girl today.  I said, "Who is that?" (referring to the girl).  He said, "One of the softball girls" (or girlers as he says).  I asked, "Do you like her?".  He said, "Yes".  When I asked him why, he said, "Because she has pretty hair."

3.  Tonight was bath night in the Miller household.  My son was busy soaping/washing himself.  He had just finishing soaping his behind when he farted.  Then he asked, "Did I fart all the soap off my butt?".

Sincerely,
The-M-O-M